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You Are Artemis! Brave, and a natural born leader. You’re willing to fight for what you believe in… And willing to make tough decisions. Don’t forget – the people around you have ideas too! What Goddess Are You?

***Funny Fwd. At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. [...]

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey, “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and [...]

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his [...]

A co-worker showed me this book called Colorstrology : What Your Birthday Color Says About You It states my color is Larkspur?? I’ve never even heard of it…. This is what it has to say about my birthday : Dec. 26th Larkspur Complex Courageous Restless If you were born on this day : It is [...]

**A friend forwarded this to me……..grin Two friends were just about to tee off on the first hole at their local golf course when another man, carrying a golf bag called out to them, “Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t show up.” “Sure,” they said, “You’re more than welcome.” Part way [...]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside [...]

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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The [...]

**A friend of mine posted this on a board that we go to. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930′s 40′s, 50′s, 60′s and 70′s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and [...]